So, I was originally going to compose a separate post to announce to this blog’s average daily readership of 1.3427 people that Mockery Court is officially back in session, but then I realized that it’s motherfuckin’ Star Wars Day (!), and I decided that, well, it would require less effort on my part to announce it this way.
The fact that someone, somewhere (they would be British) put actual thought into the timing of this holiday (“May the 4th Be With You totally sounds like May the Force be with you! Get it? It’s a pun!”) pretty much makes fun of itself, so I’ll get right to the good stuff.
What better way to celebrate this most holy of holy days than with some good ol’ fashioned bonin’. Star Wars-style. No, I refer not to the Princess-Leia-in-gold-bikini fantasy. That is sooo Friends episode from 1996. Ladies and gentlemen, allow me the honor of bringing to your attention The Star Wars Kama Sutra from Film School Rejects.
Whether someone that celebrates Star Wars Day will ever actually have sex is an issue for another day.
