According to Katy Perry’s blog, “swine flu” is the new “feigning-bisexuality-to-get-attention”. Like, super trendy!
since swine flu is super trendy I wanted to make sure I was in style with my swine flu ring! I got this one in Miami at Big Drop the other day… a flying piggy. Perfect. Kitty Purry was telling me the other night that she remembers when bird flu was in and now pig flu is cool and she wonders when kitty flu is gonna hit, as she would like to be more popular than she currently already is… fame whore.
Is she attempting to take ubiquitous hipster douchebaggery to a new level, making an ironic statement on how incredibly unironic attempting to make an ironic statement with your clothing is? Is this über-irony?
And, perhaps most importantly, does that picture of her look like what would happen if Delta Burke and Pulp Fiction’s Mia Wallace had a lovechild, and that lovechild grew up to be a transvestite with a plastic face that wore way too much makeup and fashioned their own clothes out of material inspired by the cover art of a 1980s era Lisa Frank Trapper Keeper?
