“How do I find the height of a quadrilateral triangle?”

Step #1: Locate example of triangle with four sides. Step #2: There isn’t one.

* To be fair, dear Question Asker, I do understand what question you’re actually trying to ask. But I still feel like making fun of the way your dumbass asked it.

 

“Is the German language called German? Or something else?”

Well, technically speaking, the German language is called Deutsch, but I doubt that’s what you’re really asking. If you travel abroad, please make sure to announce that you’re an American. Loudly. To anyone with whom you remotely come into contact.

 

“My due date is on July 5 2009 when will my baby be born and what gender will it be?”

What do I look like, a friggin’ gyno? Based on the info you just gave me, how in God’s name do you expect me to predict when you will (unfortunately) squeeze out your spawn? I’ll just take a shot in the dark here… probably somewhere around July 5th of next (shit, this) year.

 

“Who won the 2004 United States Presidential Election?”

… No, but really. Please go die.

 

Scripture for the sexually inept?

Initially, this question seemed rather innocuous.

“Can u give me a scripture out of the bible that will help me thru a hard time”

Then I noticed their previous question, sent about 6 minutes prior to the one I had just received.

“Wats the best thing to do when your eating a girl out”

Ha. Ha ha. That is all.

 

“Can you get poop on your dick from having buttsex with a girl?”

Of course not. You can only get poop on your dick from having buttsex with a guy. Girls don’t poop.